Blimey, you've asked about tapestries for the living room! Right, let's have a proper natter about this. I remember stumbling through this myself, back when I first got my flat in Camden Town. Thought I'd just nail up any old fabric and be done with it. What a disaster that was!
So, sizes. It's not just about the empty wall, you know? It's about the *space around it*. Last spring, my mate Sarah in Brighton got this gorgeous, hand-woven piece from a market in Marrakesh—absolutely stunning colours, blues and terracotta. But she plonked this massive 2-metre wide thing above her tiny two-seater sofa. Felt like the wall was literally leaning over you, having a stare-down. Claustrophobicobic, honestly! The rule of thumb I've mucked up enough times to learn? For a standard sofa wall, you want the tapestry's width to be about two-thirds the width of the furniture beneath it. Makes it feel anchored, like a proper pair.
But here's a twist—don't forget the vertical space! My aunt's place in Edinburgh has these gloriously high ceilings. She hung a long, narrow piece, maybe 1 metre by 2.5 metres, in her stairwell lounge. It drew your eye right up, made the room feel even more grand and dramatic. If your ceilings are low, a wider, shorter piece can sort of push the walls out visually. Trick of the eye, innit?
Now, hanging the blighters. Oh, the methods! I've tried the lot. That sticky putty stuff? Useless for anything heavier than a postcard. Woke up to a sad little heap on the floor more than once. Proper nightmare. For most decent weaves, you need a solid rod or a dowel. I picked up a beautiful oak dowel from a little woodshop in Frome last autumn—sanded it myself, felt proper chuffed. You sew a sleeve or loops onto the back of the tapestry and thread the rod through. Then, use two picture hooks on the wall, strong ones, and rest the rod on them. Lets the fabric hang naturally, no strain at the top.
For a more modern, gallery-like look, you can stretch the tapestry over a wooden frame. I did this with a smaller geometric piece. Bought the stretcher bars online, took me an afternoon of cursing and a sore thumb from the staple gun. But the result was crisp, really smart. Suited my minimalist friend's lounge in Manchester a treat.
And listen, the wall itself matters! That brick accent wall in my old Shoreditch loft? A nightmare for hanging. Had to get a masonry drill and proper anchors. The sound of drilling into that brick still haunts my downstairs neighbour, I'm sure. If you're in a rental or just hate holes, a hefty, decorative standing screen in the corner with a tapestry draped over it can be pure magic. Creates a cosy nook.
At the end of the day, it's about what makes you smile when you walk in. My current favourite is a slightly imperfect, woolly number from Wales, hung with a simple copper rod. It's got a little pull in the thread, right in the corner. I see it every morning with my cuppa, and it just feels like home. Don't overthink it too much. Get the size in the right ballpark, hang it so it's safe and straight, and let it tell its story.